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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig that votes? Polled pork."

"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."

"- Your Honor, I'd like to plead insanity. - On what grounds?! - I'm married. - I'll allow it."

"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!"

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"

"If I can wear my underwear inside out and backwards all day with no one noticing, how important are they really?"

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"