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Joke of the Day
"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."
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"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."
"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""
"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."
"What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow? Chop chop."
"Men and women are like cats and dogs... You can't have sex with them in public."
"Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat? It was a catastrophe."
"So a proctologist is examining a patient. He pulls an anal thermometer out of his coat to make some notes. Looks at it and says ""Damnit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Inspired by T.G.I.Fridays, I opened a place called C.L.I.Thursdays. It closed down though because most guys couldnt find it"
"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."