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Joke of the Day
"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."
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"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary"
"why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road because it was disabled"
"MONDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE FUCK THIS SHIT FOUNDATION"
"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"
"Curiosity microwaved the cat."
"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."
"Him: Let's grill this steak Me: *slams table, screams at steak* WHO SOLD YOU THE DRUGS Him: that's not- Me: Refusing to talk? BIG MISTEAK"
"saw your mum at the supermarket buying vaseline & cucumbers & nothing else, no wonder your dad died if that what she puts in sandwiches"
"I once got kicked out of a library... ..because I put a book about women's rights in the fiction section."