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Joke of the Day
"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"
"Dear Car Companies, Please replace glove compartments with toaster ovens."
"""I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but-"" *The Devil appears* ""Please do not advocate for me, you are the fucking worst."""
"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?"
"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"
"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""
"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."
"Which type of bees make milk? Boo-bees"