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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"
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"Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor."
"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."
"Two dyslexics.. walk into a bra."
"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"
"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"
"When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock, knock."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, ""It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms"" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?"
"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"