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Joke of the Day

"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""

"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"

"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."

"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"

"ABC's hit new show ""Dancing With Some Cars"" cancelled after two episodes, 43 deaths and 70 injuries"

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"

"What's long and hard and makes women groan? An ironing board."

"Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over"

"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

"I took my skateboard around my friend's house. ""Wanna see me kickflip?"" I asked. ""No..."" he sighed. He really regrets naming his dog ""Flip""."