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Joke of the Day
"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."
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"Everyone is a genius until they try to use their friend's microwave."
"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people."
"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"
"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."
"Are these potato chips so much healthier b/c they're Baked? My brother is baked all the time, and he's got diabetes."
"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"
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