191996
Joke of the Day
"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"
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"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"
"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"
"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."
"First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop."
"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."
"Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous."
"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"
"My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran."