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Joke of the Day
"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"
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"I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side."
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."
"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"
"Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas. This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer."
"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."
"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten""tickles"""
"An Arab walks in to a bar No one survived the explosion."
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"