202669
Joke of the Day
"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"
Next Joke
"It was a rainy day in California..."
"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"
"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."
"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"
"[at wedding] ""I now pronounce you husband and wife."" Couple kisses *yelling from the back row ""AWKWAAAARD"""
"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"
"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"
"Did it hurt when you fell from a lab where science is studied which has rendered religion obsolete? (Atheist pick-up line)"