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Joke of the Day
"Which type of bees make milk? Boo-bees"
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"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."
"Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters."
"Q: Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."
"i don't think women should stay in the kitchen... i mean, how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house from there?"
"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."
"A Bitter Cold Day Q: What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day? ... A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey"
"If you love something, set it free If you hate something, do origami If you're hungry, go watch a movie I don't understand how advice works"
"What did the man with leprosy say to the hooker after he paid her? You can keep the tip."
"Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton"