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Joke of the Day

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"What do you call an elderly burglar's vagina? A Crook Granny's Nooky Cranny!"

"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."

"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over a kid's face."

"If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person."

"A man is addicted to Brake Fluid He says he can stop anytime."

"What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly"

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."