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Joke of the Day

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life."

"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."

"i was going to tell a gay joke... buttfuckit"

"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"

"You guys wanna hear a joke? Ellen Pao"

"A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a bench when a young boy walks by... ""Let's fuck him!"" says the priest. ""Out of what?"" asks the rabbi."

"I crashed into the back of a dwarf's car... He got out, looked at the damage and said ""I'm not happy"". So I replied "" Which one are you then?"""

"""Age is just a number"" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account"

"I can't get hard unless I can hear a gluten intolerant person weeping over a menu."