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Joke of the Day
"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."
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"Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business ""Dale's Paint Supplies"" but what if it was named ""Best Dog Memes"""
"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."
"Some people age like wine, others age like milk."
"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."
"I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow"
"A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, ""You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""
"Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot."
"What do you call a valley girl giving a blowjob for louis vuittons? Head over heels"
"He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed."