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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"

"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"

"My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze."

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"

"I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder."

"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."

"Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants."

"*gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?"

"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."