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Joke of the Day

"Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants."

"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"

"Elmer Fudd knew how to deal with a duck face."

"Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night"

"sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra"

"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You'd never have to meet the father."

"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""

"Graham Gates | Facebook Here is his YouTube channel too http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=yIohIslPIMU"

"Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"