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Joke of the Day
"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."
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"I like my women like I like my corn. On the cob, I mean on my junk, I mean I didn't think this joke through"
"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff BA-DUMM-TSS"
"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."
"DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS"
"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."
"What is Donald trumps favorite street? Wall Street *badum tshhh*"
"Hey dude, there's 10 empty urinals in here no need to stand right next to... And now he's talking to me! Someone call 911!"
"I was with my mom today when some guy backed into our car. I joked with my mom ""That guy's pull out game is weak."" My mom replied ""Not as weak as your dad's."""