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Joke of the Day

"age 1: goo googa age 2: im a babada da age 3: thank god i can finally speak. listen, i've been observing u for 3 years now. what are u doing"

"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"

"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"

"my dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant..."

"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"

"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"

"NSFW. What do you call a starving Kenyan child in the desert Nobody really cares."

"How do Emo kids reward themselves? Gold Scars. I'll see myself out."

"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."

"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."