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Joke of the Day

"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"

"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"

"What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors. (sorry)"

"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It's simple meth."

"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."

"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."

"What do you call it when two cops dance? Pork Grinds"

"Poor humpty dumpty... If only he had a hot bath before the accident he still would have been here today."

"What kind of pokemon is a vagina that's just had an extended session of hard sex? Vulvasore :D"