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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"
Next Joke
"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."
"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."
"Taylor Swift just waved at a boy and he didn't wave back so now she's got a new album coming out tomorrow."
"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"
"What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shellfies!"
"At the end of the day it's 23:59:59"
"yo here's a cool name: ""Wolf Blitzer."" Damn that's cool as hell. Let's give it to the lamest nerd imaginable."
"I cleaned my wood floors with furniture polish and now I'm a pretty pretty ice dancer."
"I tried giving up erections for lent... but it got pretty hard."