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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one."

"Rihanna should date Lebron... he never beats anyone."

"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend? With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry."

"Want to know why I like space heaters? ""They make great housewarming gifts"""

"My wife yawned during sex but I really have to blame the dog watching us because he yawned first."

"How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes."

"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"What is a feminist's feeling when she gets ""threatened?"" Womenaced"