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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef strokin' off"
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"I have somewhere around 300 karma I intend to drop it to 0 by having human-like opinions on the wrong subreddits"
"Please remove shoes in the foyer first. Second, your pants."
"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."
"Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens. That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation."
"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad."
"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"
"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."
"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"
"When a Chinise guy and an Indian have a race fight. Who will win? When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?"