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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."
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"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."
"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"
"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."
"What did the clitoris say to her therapist? ""I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"""
"Seriously, if you hacked Trump's account and wanted to make him look bad, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET."
"Talking about school grades with your parents like... Parents: Got any A's this semester? Me: Go fish."
"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."
"My wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better"
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."