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Joke of the Day

"My approach to women is the same as my approach to code Object Oriented"

"This Obama guy is the worst rapper ever."

"God Bless You"

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."

"Tonight is bad for me. Could everyone arrange to Wang Chung maybe some time early tomorrow afternoon?"

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around."

"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't C#"