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Joke of the Day
"Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen."
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"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"
"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"
"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."
"When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out."
"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."
"Nick Saban walks into a bar... to watch the College Football Championship"
"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."
"How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends."
"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."