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Joke of the Day

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

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"A biker got mad at me today, just because he ran into a stop sign... Doesn't he realize that an open hand means 'STOP'?"

"My friend accidentally shot off his toes. He told me to take him to the hospital,But I can't I'm Lack-toes-intolerant."

"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."

"An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them."

"I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? They have love handle's not hate handle's"

"Don't send an email if you're angry. Wait a while. Have a couple of drinks. Get yourself really worked up. And then send it."

"Why did the tortoise get arrested? Because he got there before the hare."