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Joke of the Day
"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"
Next Joke
"I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!"
"What did the fish say when he hit concrete? Dam(n)."
"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"
"I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain."
"I have the head of a German Shepard and the body of a 16 year old boy.... They're both in my car and I want you to see them."
"I think Jesus is black Because he is our father and hasn't come back yet"
"What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !"
"It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html"
"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."