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Joke of the Day
"Nick Saban walks into a bar... to watch the College Football Championship"
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"Doctor Care to his patients. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."
"Age and sport Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"
"If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter."
"What do you call a girl with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker^™"
"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."
"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"Homeless Yelp Review: Dumpster behind grocery on Calhoun & Fairfax BARELY had any rotting fruit. Owner chased me off with a bat. 0 stars."