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Joke of the Day
"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"
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"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."
"If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag."
"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""
"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"
"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."
"If you still pay for porn I have a Typewriter and a VCR I want to sell you."
"Did you hear that there's a new ""Divorced Barbie""? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."