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Joke of the Day
"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
Next Joke
"I went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."
"The coolest letter. Why is N the coolest letter? Because it's N.Ice"
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."
"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."
"Make the little things count! Teach midgets maths!"
"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"
"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."
"Winnie the pooh just died. I know, its hard to bear"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."