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Joke of the Day

"If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."

"I know where to get a lot of Potassium. It's true !! Source: Banana"

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."

"Jokes With Sweet Wife I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrrows too high"

"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A can't see-creature."

"My girlfriend just made a peepeeAND a poppy at the same time Should I break up with her?"

"Which sea creature is the most determined? Any fish that is swimming near a dolphin, because then, it swims with a porpoise."

"Donald Trump's campaign."