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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."
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"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic? You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."
"Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella? Fo da drizzle."
"I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2."
"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"
"For Sale: 2kg of Mentha sachalinensis Mint."
"What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !"
"How do you get someone to pay child support? Blackmail."
"To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ..."
"Why was four afraid of five? Because five was a six offender"