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Joke of the Day
"What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !"
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"*takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee ""Thankth, thexy! Theeya!"" *walks outside *screams"
"Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage"
"So an Italian light bulb walks into a bar... The light bulb tells the bartender he needs ibuprofen. The bartender asks, ""Why so?"" The light bulb replies, ""I'm a light headed!"""
"That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg."
"Ted Cruz is going to be in a movie Dummy Does Dallas"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"Being a Miami Heat fan is like high fiving Starbucks employees while the locally owned coffee shop across the street boards up its doors."
"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"
"How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping"