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Joke of the Day

"To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ..."

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, But you'll have to find a really big lightbulb to fit them in there."

"People who put ""Retired"" on their Linked In acct: I'm not certain you've grasped the site."

"I've been washing my hair with Ranch dressing for 13 years because the bottle doesn't say not to do that."

"Hi and welcome to the hidden chair club. Please find a seat."

"I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work. I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man."

"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."

"Pizza places should give away free pizza car air-freshners. Within 5seconds of sitting in your car, you WILL crave pizza."

"Beware of alphabet grenades... Beware of alphabet grenades, if you throw them it could spell disaster..."

"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"