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Joke of the Day
"Why was four afraid of five? Because five was a six offender"
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"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."
"I Sir Ender declare war on ... wait wait we surrender"
"I was going to tell you a time-travel joke... ... but someone reposted it, so you will hear it then."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup."
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."
"Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? A Fizzy-o-Therapist."
"Just observed a dwarf making a complaint at customer service. He said ""I'm not happy"" I leaned in and asked ""Then which one are you?"""
"A man has been admitted to hospital after pushing 6 plastic horses up his anus. Doctors declared his condition as ""stable""."