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Joke of the Day
"Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face"
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".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"
"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."
"My wife says I'm addicted to generalizations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?"
"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."
"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"
"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."
"Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables."
"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."
"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"