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Joke of the Day
"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."
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"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
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