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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."
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"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little nazis"
"""This is way too delicious. Let's ruin it."" -People who put pineapple on pizza."
"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."
"Why did Hitler delay the invasion of Britain? The weather called for *Heil*"
"50 shades of hay [50 shades of hay](http://imgur.com/YRGs7P0)"
"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"
"Knock Knock! *Who's there?* Dwayne. *Dwayne who?* DWAYNE DA BAFFTUB!! I'M DWOWNIN'!!"
"A priest, a child abuser and just plain pedophile went to a bar. And he ordered one drink."
"Why do white people's feet get so dirty? They walk on the sins of their ancestors."