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Joke of the Day

"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."

"Why did the chicken say, ""In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...""? Because the chicken crossed the road."

"Why do farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."

"Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."

"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-five year olds? There's twenty of them."

"prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!"

"The best pick up advice I've ever been told is.. ..always bend your knees."

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"