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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat"

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"This girl's skinny jeans are so Goddamn tight, I think I finally know what a Pancreas looks like."

"What did the cat... Say to the person? Nothing, because cats don't speak."

"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."

"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"

"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."

"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."

"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."

"Slave: I know a way to escape Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way. You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground."