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Joke of the Day

"Someone die? Time to get high! Come on down to Barry's Death Emporium where we put the FUN in funeral and the RAVE in grave! (BYO shovel)"

"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't take her out again."

"Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck."

"""I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."" ""Were there any witnesses?"" ""There sure were. If there hadn't been it would have been forty pounds."""

"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YOUR MOM!"

"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."

"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."