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Joke of the Day
"Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck."
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"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."
"Stop pissing me off or I'll marry you"
"Without Women A world without women would be a pain in the ass."
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"
"What's a German Ninja drink beer out of? A clandestein."
"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."
"They said she was a cat lady but when I threw her off a small building she didn't land on her feet and now I'm in jail for murder."
"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."
"""Based on a True Story"" on a movie poster basically just means ""has people in it."""