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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."
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"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"""If you break up with me, I will beach myself."" -dramatic whale"
"Someday, I will make a great dad.... I don't have any parenting experience, but I *can* tell terrible jokes."
"If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back."
"Does a bear pope in the woods?"
"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."
"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"This one has always tickled me! My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!"