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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YOUR MOM!"
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"What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind? One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old."
"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"
"Strip search? ... OK, but I'm going to need some background music."
"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"
"I got a ticket for bandaging a cat's broken tail A cop pulled up and gave me a ticket for retailing pussy in a residential area"
"What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad? [deleted]"