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Joke of the Day
"My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately... I think he's a Cat-a-holic."
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"Indians and their Discount. I asked Rajesh what time is it? He replied, "" Its 3 O'clock my friend but for you I will make it 2.30."
"Why are the Mexicans building a wall? To keep Donald trump out of mexico"
"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."
"Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that"
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit."
"What is the healthiest college? Rice"
"What is Batman's favourite porn site? Motherless.com"
"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"