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Joke of the Day
"Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that"
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"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"
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"A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in."
"A tanning bed is a panini grill for people."
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"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun... Who had sex with my wife!!? A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!"