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Joke of the Day
"What is the healthiest college? Rice"
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"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"
"Growing up my girlfriend was called the human calculator... but that's just because 14 year old boys would have her do handstands so they could see her boobies."
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
"This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!"
"When does a pedophile enjoy a basketball match the most? Before the first period."
"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."
"What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? I'msosaurus"
"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"
"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"