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Joke of the Day
"What is Batman's favourite porn site? Motherless.com"
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"I got a new thesaurus. It's terrible. On top of that, it's also terrible."
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? ""Dam"""
"""oh no, this is so scary or whatever lol"" -giraffe in quicksand"
"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."
"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"
"Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" Teacher:"" Of course not."" Student: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework."""
"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."
"""Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."" *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*"
"Bluegrass music It's finger pickin' good!"