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Joke of the Day

"Why is Batman undefeatable? Because he was coached by Liam Neeson."

"I gave every penny I had to the homeless guy the other day! Now I just have 20 $100 bills in my purse!"

"anyone wanna hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, its too CHEESY."

"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"

"A fish walks into a bar ..and the bartender asks, ""What can I get ya?"" And in a very raspy voice the fish says, ""WATER"""

"What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden? Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'"

"My friend has just got back from Africa and isn't feeling well He keeps buying raffle tickets. Im worried he has tombola..."

"Holocaust jokes aren't as funny when you have a relative that died in a concentration camp. To be fair though, if the fall from the gun tower hadn't killed Opa, the alcohol would have."

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"