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Joke of the Day
"Why are the Mexicans building a wall? To keep Donald trump out of mexico"
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"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""
"A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons."
"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."
"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""
"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"
"Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life."
"I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!"
"What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong."