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Joke of the Day
"Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?"
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"My mother once told me to get rid of the assholes in my life She then complains that I never contact her."
"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."
"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"
"Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them."
"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."
"How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't !"
"Sometimes, to impress girls, I use big words that I don't fully understand... ...in an effort to sound more photosynthesis."
"Tomorrow is Saturday... ...that means i only have to worry about work, i don't have to actually be there."