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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so big? .... he only comes once a year."
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"Damn girl, are you misplaced silverware? Because why aren't you in the kitchen?"
"What do you call a karate expert with a father who has diarrhoea? A chop happy chappy with a crap happy pappy."
"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"
"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"
"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"
"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."
"I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one to shoot of both his arms but still..."
"What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesnt want to be spotted."