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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesnt want to be spotted."
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"I hate people who steal the punchline. I'm keeping mine a secret."
"I'm not the jealous type. And no I don't know why every time you talk to someone the police find their body dumped in a river the next day."
"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."
"*walks into bar with camera* Me: Can I take a shot of this glass? Bartender: Take a pitcher, it'll last longer"
"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"
"God to now go through your old tweets before making final decision on heaven."
"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."
"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""
"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"